A luffa shower sponge is really a pubic hair trap.
05
May 12
Sad movie trials & tribulations
Yawning during a sad part of a movie always results in this embarrassing and stressful little trial where I have to defend a ‘cry’ prosecution.
03
May 12
Sell the pain
Sometimes when I bump into something I say ow! or grimace in pain even though it didn’t hurt at all.
02
May 12
Tow truck drivers
Tow truck drivers are like traffic vultures – just awaiting that steel carcass.
28
Apr 12
Ingenuity
… like yesterday I made a cuddle teddy bear for my baby daughter. out of steel wool.
27
Apr 12
Plastic forks
The problem with plastic forks is that each prong becomes a mini slingshot when mixing or scraping.